Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
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Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
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His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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