i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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