He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
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Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
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I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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