The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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