Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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