let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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