yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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