my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
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my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
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The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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