Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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