I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
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Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
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Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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