yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
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What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
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Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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