I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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