I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
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I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
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You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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