oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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