I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
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the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
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I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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