Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
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It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
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We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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