Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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