i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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