we're blogging at a bar
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
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Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
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He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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