i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
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The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
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This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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