party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Randomize
