Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
this just has baby written all over it
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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