It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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