How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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