Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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