I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
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I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
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Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize