he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
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I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
She made me pour olive oil on her.
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Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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