Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
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We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
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Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
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In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
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