Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Watching her eat just hurts me
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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