saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
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We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
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It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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