**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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