To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
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I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
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You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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