So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
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almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
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Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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