I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
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You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
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He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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