My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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