yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
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Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
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When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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