Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
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i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
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You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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