Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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