would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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