thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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