Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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