Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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