Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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