He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
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He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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