Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.