also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
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I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
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I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now