DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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