is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
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i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
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So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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