Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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