have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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