I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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