Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
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I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
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Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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