About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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