well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
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